FAQs

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Shipping & Delivery
How fast can you handle?
Demand’s going wild! (apparently, laziness is trending) We pack your order in 5-7 days, then ship it straight from our Lizzy's lab to your doorstep. That's for Metro Manila and CALABARZON. Provinces? A little longer—traffic, storms, and the courier’s playlist length may apply. But hey, patience builds character (and cleaner clothes).
You even ship to my Tita’s village or nah?
Yup! We ship nationwide and reach almost every corner of the Philippines — cities, towns, and that place you swore had no internet. If you get mail, you can get OxyBalls.
Same-day delivery or just manifesting it?
Sometimes, if the stars align and the rider’s had coffee. We offer same-day delivery, but it’s not guaranteed — we move fast for people who love being lazy productively.
When will my package arrive (and heal my trust issues)?
To track your order, we’ll message you once it’s out. You’ll get a tracking link — or just wait for your doorbell to ring while you’re still in your pambahay. Both work.

Using OxyBalls
Do I just toss it in like my responsibilities?
Yes. That’s literally the whole tutorial. Drop one ball into the drum, toss in your clothes, and hit start. That’s it. No measuring, no math, no existential crisis about which detergent scoop line to use.
Hand-wash? This isn’t a redemption arc.
You can use OxyBalls for hand-washing but that kinda defeats the “lazy” in Lazy Lizzy! Still, if you must, soak your clothes 10–25 minutes, wash gently, rinse, and brag about your dedication.
Do I still need additional detergent or just emotional support?
No need for detergent or softener. OxyBalls already clean, deodorize, and soften. But if you’re emotionally attached to your favorite softener scent, go ahead — we don’t judge (much).
Safe for clothes or is this another toxic relationship?
Yes. OxyBalls are fabric-safe, color-safe, and sanity-safe.
How many balls are too many? (asking for science)
For heavier and dirtier loads — emotional baggage included — use ten OxyBalls. That’s maximum cleansing power. Nothing survives that cycle. Not grime, not stains, not memories... Lmao. Two’s already plenty enough!
One ball per wash? Sounds suspiciously easy
It’s called efficiency, not witchcraft. One ball handles a full load like a pro — clean, deodorized, softened, guilt-free. Still simpler than your last relationship.

Product & Ingredients
What's inside? Science or sorcery?
A bold blend of natural minerals, plant-based enzymes, and just enough chemistry to make your ex jealous. No plastic, no BS, no pretending it’s “eco.” This is real clean, no catfish.
Gentle on skin or just another red flag?
Yes. Gentle on skin, ruthless on dirt. But if your skin throws tantrums often, do a patch test. We’re lazy, not reckless.
What does ‘clean’ even smell like? Existentially speaking
Just “clean.” Like fresh air, line-dried confidence, and a subtle hint of finally got my life together.

Sustainability & Safety
Actually eco, or just cosplaying sustainability?
No greenwashing. No guilt. No recycled influencer guilt trips. Just real clean that gives a damn to have a cleaner planet. Even Mother Earth would probably subscribe.
Will this break my washing machine or my heart?
No. But it will break your addiction to plastic. No microplastics, no suds overload, no buildup, no drama. OxyBalls keep your washing machine as chill as your weekend plans. They’re smooth operators.
How long ‘til I pretend I need to restock again?
31,536,000 seconds ⏱️ That’s a whole year of staying fresh, responsible, and pretending you didn’t just Google how long a year is. Store in a cool, dry spot — kinda like your social battery after small talk.